February 2012
When Monsters Inc 2 comes out in November.
thatfunnyblog:
Little kids waiting in line.
‘Mommy I wanna be the first one to go in’
Me
‘I’ve waited 11 god damn years for this, I will be going in first’
Wanna LAUGH OUT LOUD?! Follow this blog.
Me: omg I don't have any money at all, I am so broke.
Your favourite bands: DID YOU HEAR THAT? THEY HAVE NO MONEY, HURRY LETS TOUR THEIR COUNTRY.
Announcer: THE ARTIST? TWO FOR YOU!
Harry Potter: bu-
Announcer: HUGO? FOUR FOR YOU, HUGO, YOU GO HUGO!
Harry Potter: uh-
Announcer: Is War Horse in the audience? Here you go, one for you...
Harry Potter: excuse me-
Announcer: AND NONE FOR HARRY POTTER BYE
sirarthurconandoilies:
sherlockismyholmesboy:
thegoldentomato:
Sherlock Holmes and Mycroft Holmes.
James Moriarty and Sherlock Holmes
John Watson and Irene Adler.
John Watson and John Watson.
Wasn’t Benedict’s parents family friends with Jeremy Brett, also?
Britain, you need a bigger social circle stat.
Jude Law was in Shoscombe Old Place with Jeremy Brett’s Holmes.
...
What JKR thought whilst writing Harry Potter
Oh, James and Lily are a flawless couple? Hm...I'll kill them.
Oh, Harry is happy with Sirius as a father figure? Let's kill him.
Oh, Dumbledore has been Harry's mentor since he was 11? Haha, lol, let's kill him.
Oh, Remus is happy for the first time since James and Lily died? Kill him.
Oh, Tonks is happy and has a child at home? Okay, she's DEFINITELY dying.
Oh, Dobby is finally free and happy? He doesn't deserve it. Die, Dobby, die.
Oh, everyone loves Fred? I'll kill him and drink their tears.
Oh, Snape is possibly one of the greatest characters in the book? LOL! DEAD!
That awkward moment when you know a word in...
attractive boy: hi i'm famous
attractive boy: hi i'm gay
attractive boy: hi i'm a douchebag
attractive boy: hi i'm twice your age
on twitter.
Tom: Hey! I'll tweet a lot and tell you guys what the hell I'm doing in that moment. I'll make fun about cats or food, reply some people and upload pictures about random nerdy things that fans loves.
Danny: YEEEEEEEEESSSS. I'll upload a picture showing my hand cause I'm damn cool. I'll write in really bad grammar and tweet silly things. Also talk with Roger Sanchez.
Harry: Hi! :-) I'll retweet a lot of tweets and add an amazing funny comment.
Dougie: POOPIE.
a-benzo:
Dr. Sullivan said that she knew who A was and on the file he/she was born in 1994 and Ezra is older than that.
PENCIL: You know, I'm really sorry.
ERASER: For what? You didn't do anything wrong.
PENCIL: I'm sorry, 'couse you get hurt because of me. Whenever I make a mistake, you're always there to erase it. But as you make my mistakes vanish, you lose a part of yourself. You get smaller and smaller every time.
ERASER: That's true, but i don't really mind. You see, I was made to do this. I was made to help you whenever you do something wrong. Even though, one of these days, I know I'll be gone and you have to replace me with a new one, I'm actually happy with my job. So please, stop worrying. I hate seeing you sad.
random blogger reading this: what
me: OTP
Me when I go out: I should've stayed home
Me when I stay home: I should've gone out
Me when i'm around people: i want to be alone
Me when i'm alone: I want to be around people.
jammmlock:
This is one of the reasons why Martin...
glee fandom: ugh glee is on a two month hiatus AGAIN
doctor who fandom: lol
sherlock fandom: ha ha
sherlock fandom: ha
sherlock fandom: ha
sherlock fandom: cute
❒ TAKEN ❒ SINGLE ✔ I DON'T CARE, GIVE ME SHERLOCK...
sherwatson:
chamctc:
cas-is-my-mrdarcy:
danielj0nes:
temporarycalm:
Galaxy Defenders....
age 15: i want a boyfriend
age 20: i rly want a boyfriend ok
age 30: no srsly i need a boyfriend guys im not kidding
age 40: pls im desperate
age 50: guys this isnt funny anymore cmon
age 60: its not funny guys
age 70: guys
