June 2012
May 2012
band member to fans: what song should i cover
me: cover me
me: with your naked body
me: what
me: who said that
*Hears noises at night*: Well this is it this is the end for me I had a good life
*Gets shampoo in my eyes*: I guess I'm blind now how am I going to go on
*Heart is beating fast*: I think I am having a heart attack is this what cardiac arrest is
*A cop walks by*: Here I go about to get arrested I probably murdered someone
*Taking a test*: Don't take your eyes off of this paper you will get caught cheating and get kicked out of school
*Gets a sunburn*: Skin cancer
News in Britain: stamps have gone up 14 pence
News in America: cannibal eats man's face
rubywhiterabbit:
My little brother got into outer space and stuff so my step-mom bought him a place mat with all the planets on it. When I first saw it, I was upset, because it was newer and so Pluto wasn’t labeled. I was about to say something when I noticed something…
Pluto is there.
The artist remembered Pluto.
Guys…
The artist drew Pluto crying.
me: haha ok
autocorrect: HAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAA BLOWJOB
If Tumblr shuts down someday, I just want say to...
allons-ytobakerstreet:
itendswithakiss:
fivepips:
captain-sherloki:
loki-the-hornstar:
thordasgay:
mad-cosmic-9-year-old:
aladyvainglorious:
rikkysworld:
gambler-x:
lpd9-2-rants:
normal person: so what do you like to do
me: watch movies
normal person: oh, that's neat, i like watching movies too
me: no you don't understand
thecityofpaper:
Mark Gatiss confirms he’s currently writing the first episode of Season 3
Dominic West: Even my sister was rooting for Benedict! She's out there somewhere in LA crying her eyes out in disappointment.
Benedict: *mouths* Sorry!
fakevermeer:
I’m properly, properly sad. One day, Benedict, you’ll win ALL the BAFTAs. Leading Actor, Supporting Actor, Leading Actress, Supporting Actress… All of them.
When I'm really famous I'm gonna let myself get...
Like pointing upwards so you can caption it with “THIS”
And saying sentences that include ‘ship’
And physically dramatic ‘NO’s
So that y’all can easily gif me
You’re welcome
teacupbeagle:
that band that you really like but never bothered to learn the members’ names
Mom: why are you doing that?
Me: Because Sherlock holmes did it.
Mom: if Sherlock Holmes jumped off a buildin-
Me: *gross sobbing*
AMANDA ABBINGTON FOR MARY MORSTAN.
captclockwork:
bakerrstreet:
ebiedarkins:
we should all tweet this to moffat and gatiss
YEEEEES
2boys1cup:
the only thing i can turn on is my computer
barackfuckingobama:
zeldea:
why cant americans just use celsius it’s so much easier to spell than feiehreirheineiheit
do you mean degrees of FREEDOM
